Alexis Ohanian Dare T Shirt - pinkshop’s diary

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the second drag of the serena-sharapova match happened off the court, with @alexisohanian in a d.a.r.e shirt. 😩 if you know, you know. #USOpen

This is a level of petty I aspire to be. If the shirt was indeed chosen carefully, planned for the opening match of the U.S. Open, and casually brandished in the sight of the camera, then Ohanian might be my new style icon. May we all aspire to be as snarkily calculated as this. And don't forget, kids: D.A.RE. was an ineffective program and the war on drugs is a gigantic money-suck that disproportionally targets people of color! (The shirt's still fun, though. Just remember: It's ironic.)